Day 3 (9/1/2002)

Today’s soundtrack: Hey jude....

Today at 1:02pm: Cursin' at the parkin' fine I got.


Y’ever find yourself just walking down the sidewalk and scowling? Yeah that’s no good.


Financial reality stared me in the face today. I tried staring back but then it slapped me, pushed me to the ground and kicked me. Basically I have to find another job. Not “another job” as in a job to replace the one I have now, but a job on top of the fucking job I’ve got now. Once again I’m gonna be one of those assholes with more than one business card.


Did you know the WTC was only the second time in human history that a skyscraper has ever collapsed? The first time was in Brazil, which is a country that I guess is not known for its structural engineering anyway. I think most of the structural marvels there have to do with mammary glands.


Lim pointed out that Brazil does have that huge Jesus statue, and that seems to stand up okay. But I think if you looked inside, the whole thing is held up by schoolchildren holding ropes. I don’t really know though. That’s probably something I would bring up at a cocktail party, causing people to walk away from me.